dudes, I hate fucking Spammers as much as you do. They
should burn in hell next to the kiddie fiddlers, rapists
and other general cunts. I ain't gonna spam ya. Why would
I? Here's all the legal shit but you have my word - No
spam. No bullshit.
demonstrate my commitment to protecting your personal,
is designed to inform you about this Web site's current
data collection practices and the use of your personal
information. You can access it from every page on this
Web site by clicking on the "Privacy/Security"
link at the top of the page.
Policy Not To Rent Or Sell Information,
Or Spam You. I do not rent,
sell, or otherwise disclose any of your personal information,
or my mailing lists, to third parties. In addition, I
will not spam you. I only send e-mail and postal mail
to those who have elected to receive it from me. This
Web site and my company practice a strict anti-spamming
policy and comply with all the provisions of the CANN-Spam
Act. I will not give any information about you to others
without your express permission.
may elect to use a credit card processing company to bill
users for goods and services. Should I do so, I will require
that that company not retain, share, store, or use any
of your personally identifiable information for any secondary
Confidential Personal Information
I am committed to protecting your confidential personal
information. My policies limit all access to personal
information that I collect only to personnel who need
the information to fulfill their responsibilities. I require
all personnel to adhere to this company’s strict
Policy will be subject to disciplinary action, up to and
including dismissal and a fucking good kicking
- OK, that ain't legal but it's gonna happen.
use appropriate security safeguards because security is
of utmost importance to me. Any security measures I employ,
such as advanced technology, are intended to protect personal
information that I collect against, (i) unauthorised access,
(ii) disclosure, (iii) alteration or (iv) destruction.
These measures may include, among others, encryption,
physical access security and other appropriate technologies.
I continually review and enhance my security systems,
I obtain personal information as part of my direct relationship
with you, I will not share this information with nonaffiliated
third parties, except: (i) in accordance with this Privacy
Policy; (ii) to facilitate and complete merchant-initiated
or authorized transactions; (iii) to combat fraud; or
(iv) to comply with federal, state and local laws, including
credit reporting laws and card association rules.
The only information I collect about you is information
that you provide directly to me through this Web site.
This information includes your first and last name and
e-mail address. In the future, I may also request a mailing
address and/or telephone number. When I collect personal
information directly from you, I do so to provide you
with my goods or services, to provide customer service
and to fulfill any legal or regulatory requirements.
currently obtain personal information through the feature
that allows me to email you my prices. I use a highly
secure "form-mail" feature through which you
provide the information described above. In addition,
when you send me an e-mail, I automatically receive your
e-mail address in that manner. I do not otherwise collect
information of any sort that is used for the purposes
described herein. I do not currently obtain information
about consumers and merchants from third parties. Should
I elect to do so in the future, I will only use sources
I believe to be reputable.
I have a direct customer relationship with you, I may
provide information to you about the general uses of the
information I collect. This information is made available
I may also make it available in other formats that are
publicly available or through other means specified by
applicable state and federal laws.
Disclosure Or Use Of Information
For purposes of credit reporting or processing, verification,
risk management, fraud detection and completing any business
transactions on this Web site, I may share information
about you only with third parties who are responsible
for carrying out those functions.
may also disclose information when required by law, or
in the good faith belief that such action is necessary
in order to conform to the edicts of the law. For example,
I may disclose information in response to an official
request or court order issued by a court, government agency
or regulatory authority.
use information gathered about you from our site statistics
(for example your IP address) to help diagnose problems
with, and to administer this Web site. I also gather broad
demographic information from this data to help me improve
this Web site and make your browsing and purchasing experience
more enjoyable. This is not linked to any personally identifiable
you provide me with your personal information and request
information from me, I will contact you to provide you
with the information you requested. I may also contact
you to follow up on your inquiries relating to my services
and products, or I may send you other information about
my company and its products, services, or special offers
that I believe you will find interesting, helpful, or
valuable. Most of my customers appreciate hearing about
new products and services and prefer that I continue to
To Opt Out Of Receiving Information
If you would rather not receive notices or information
from me through e-mail or postal mail, or if you have
any questions or concerns, you can opt-out of receiving
them, or express your concerns, by emailing me at finger.bob("at")fingeringtips.co.uk
I use e-mails to communicate with you, to confirm your
placed orders, and to send information that you have requested.
My policy is to reply to your email messages within one
business day from receipt of your request - unless I am
lying drunk under some whore, but I'll get back to you
you visit my various Web pages, please be sure to continue
relating to such information.
are not intended to be all-inclusive. If you decide to
close your account with me, or become an inactive customer,
or if I should close or otherwise suspend your privileges
from time to time, will continue to apply.
may have other privacy protections under country and state
laws, and I will comply with applicable state laws if
and when I am required to disclose information about you.
with me, and it replaces all our previous disclosures
currently applies only to our United States customers
and Web site visitors. Cross-border transactions may involve
different or additional rules and practices.
please email me.
I am glad I am not a lawyer, imagine writing shit like
that all day. I need a beer and some pussy.